GO GO GO!
I'm logging in now more on this later.
I will show you the way...
I, Kieran Stormcaller, will show you around the Spiral with my trusty army of cats.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Uber Super Huge Hits
I just got a huge hit so I'm going to show you all my uber hits.
#1-Alone-Late 2009-
Spell Used-Triton
Damage Inflicted- 12,915
2-With Malorn Stormwrath-Friend Irl- Early 2010
Spell Used- Triton
Damage Inflicted- 69,623
3-With Aaron Goldflame- Friend Irl- Late 2010
Spell used- Leviathan
Damage Inflicted-896,417
Just Thought that might be cool
-Kieran
4-With AaronGoldflame- Friend Irl- Early 2011
Spell Used- Leviathan with Gargantuan
Damage done- 1,500,000!
#1-Alone-Late 2009-
Spell Used-Triton
Damage Inflicted- 12,915
2-With Malorn Stormwrath-Friend Irl- Early 2010
Spell Used- Triton
Damage Inflicted- 69,623
3-With Aaron Goldflame- Friend Irl- Late 2010
Spell used- Leviathan
Damage Inflicted-896,417
Just Thought that might be cool
-Kieran
4-With AaronGoldflame- Friend Irl- Early 2011
Spell Used- Leviathan with Gargantuan
Damage done- 1,500,000!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Contest- 10$ Gift Card
Hellow Fans!!
So el audianco? Do you want to tell me stuff?! Do you want to vote on stuff?! Do you want to give me ideas for stuff?!! Do you want to do stuff?! DO?! YOU?! WANT?! TO?! STUFF?!
Of coarse you do!
But seriously fans, it's me after a long while. Last time you heard from me I was talking about racist assassins. Kusassin Klux Klan! No but seriously. Blogger heard me talking about them racist assassins, and they listened. No body should be racist. Or an assassin. Both of those SUCK! But assassins are awesome. But not good. But anyways. I need your help. Yes yours. You. You and you only. No body else. Just YOU!
I need YOU to tell me what you think. So my racist assassin friend who only kills people virtualy and I are making a youtube channel. CALLED:
SPOOF MOVIE!
Also I'm thinking of making my own side channel.
So what I need you to help me with is ideas. For what you may ask. T-SHIRTS!
I already have a few- Now where you come in is in the comments YOU need to tell me either which one you like most, or make one up-with a description and a random sentence on the side. This is where the contest comes in- I will choose the top four T-Shirt submissions-then I will post them on the side- Then YOU PEOPLE will vote. What does the winner get you may ask? A $10 711 W101 GIFTCARD!
So to enter the contest you must do the second of the two options. OR DO BOTH. WHO CARES?!
So now for my T-Shirt IDEAS
1- Front Text- "This is what happens when you ditch us"
Under neath or on back- Picture of city with random stuff attacking it- Also Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer fighting on a roof.
2-Front Text- "Where's the OFF button on this thing?!"
Picture is circle around off button.
3- Front Text- "MEN DONT GET COLD"
Back Text--- "BUT OUR LEGS DO GET TIRED!"
4-Thatz it-
So Comment down below and the contest end in hmm 2 week. YEAH!
-Kieran S.
So el audianco? Do you want to tell me stuff?! Do you want to vote on stuff?! Do you want to give me ideas for stuff?!! Do you want to do stuff?! DO?! YOU?! WANT?! TO?! STUFF?!
Of coarse you do!
But seriously fans, it's me after a long while. Last time you heard from me I was talking about racist assassins. Kusassin Klux Klan! No but seriously. Blogger heard me talking about them racist assassins, and they listened. No body should be racist. Or an assassin. Both of those SUCK! But assassins are awesome. But not good. But anyways. I need your help. Yes yours. You. You and you only. No body else. Just YOU!
I need YOU to tell me what you think. So my racist assassin friend who only kills people virtualy and I are making a youtube channel. CALLED:
SPOOF MOVIE!
Also I'm thinking of making my own side channel.
So what I need you to help me with is ideas. For what you may ask. T-SHIRTS!
I already have a few- Now where you come in is in the comments YOU need to tell me either which one you like most, or make one up-with a description and a random sentence on the side. This is where the contest comes in- I will choose the top four T-Shirt submissions-then I will post them on the side- Then YOU PEOPLE will vote. What does the winner get you may ask? A $10 711 W101 GIFTCARD!
So to enter the contest you must do the second of the two options. OR DO BOTH. WHO CARES?!
So now for my T-Shirt IDEAS
1- Front Text- "This is what happens when you ditch us"
Under neath or on back- Picture of city with random stuff attacking it- Also Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer fighting on a roof.
2-Front Text- "Where's the OFF button on this thing?!"
Picture is circle around off button.
3- Front Text- "MEN DONT GET COLD"
Back Text--- "BUT OUR LEGS DO GET TIRED!"
4-Thatz it-
So Comment down below and the contest end in hmm 2 week. YEAH!
-Kieran S.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Playing Assassin's Creed Altair's Chronicles
So today on the bus my friend Fischer and I were playing Assassin's Creed Altair's Quest for Ipod Touch. We were fighting Templars and we noticed that some obviously had white skin and others looked African American. Since you needed to fight them Fischer said. "It's Martin Luther King Jr's dream...! Blacks and White fighting together..." Then he knocked on off the roof. "And now they die together!" And I said "Shut up! Don't be racist!" And as I leave you-
spoofthemovie.spreadshirt.com
and
Assassin's Creed Altair's Quest Ipod Touch
Any questions ask me I've beaten it on hard mode
On a side not I am gonna get an Xbox360 soon
Then I have to convince my mom to let me buy Assassin's Creed Brotherhood which is an M rated game -_-
-Kieran
-EDIT- Please continue to vote -EDIT-
spoofthemovie.spreadshirt.com
and
Assassin's Creed Altair's Quest Ipod Touch
Any questions ask me I've beaten it on hard mode
On a side not I am gonna get an Xbox360 soon
Then I have to convince my mom to let me buy Assassin's Creed Brotherhood which is an M rated game -_-
-Kieran
-EDIT- Please continue to vote -EDIT-
Monday, January 17, 2011
Superhero Conflicts Please Pick
In school we are writing about superheroes. My superhero, the uber ninja fire shooting Mr. Fyre is looking for a conflict ideaa. PLEASE VOTE TO THE RIGHT:) THNX
Conflict A - Magical Zombies
Dr. Improbable has gotten some magical, shiny, rocks from India. Whoever he throws them at turns into a magical zombie. Dr. Improbable is going to throw them at all the major political leaders of the world (Barak Obama, Dimitriy Medvedev, Hu Jintao, etc) throwing the world into a state of turmoil. Mr. Fyre sneaks into Dr. Improbable’s mansion to steal the stones. Dr. Improbable tries to stop him with it ending in an epic fight. When Fyre is about to beat Improbable, the evil doctor turns into a cat and Mr. Fyre can’t find him, but he talks. “I can see you but you can’t see me.” Mr. Fyre looks around and sees the cat; “I am not a cat!” says Dr. Improbable giving away that he is the cat. When Mr. Fyre goes to the cat, Dr. Improbable tries again, “I am not a cat! I am a cat named Whiskers!” Dr. Improbable morphs back and kicks Mr. Fyre in the leg. He then goes to get one of the rocks. Mr. Fyre shoots fire at Dr. Improbable setting his cape on fire. As Dr. Improbable is rolling on the ground, yelping, Mr. Fyre runs to get the rocks and escapes through the conveniently placed door that says “EXIT” in large pink letters.
Conflict B - Bad to the Bone
The evil morgue owner, Wraith, makes plans to create an army of mutant undead warriors. Mr. Fyre needs to stop this. He gathers the super hero league: himself, Meto Morph, The Tenacious Bull, and Jeeves, and they go to the morgue. Wraith is already there and seems to be waiting for him. Wraith is starting to create the army for the Zombie Apocalypse so Mr. Fyre and the league need to stop him, NOW. They charge at Wraith and he disappears into shadows. There are shadowy footprints appearing on the ground. This is when Jeeves says “How can we stop something we can’t see?” Then The Tenacious Bull says “We do what I do best. BE TENACIOUS!” He rams toward the footprints and Wraith gets revealed as he flies toward the Morgue wall. The Tenacious Bull rammed him so hard that there is a crack on the Morgue wall which he collided with. Wraith is weak but he manages to get up and float to the roof of the morgue. The crack that The Tenacious Bull has made in the wall cracks more and opens a little. A grey hand reaches out. Mr. Fyre says, “We ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!” They decide to all attack at once. Mr. Fyre shoots fire out of his palms at the morgue wall, Meto Morph turns into a Gatling gun which Jeeves picks up and shoots at the Morgue wall, and the Tenacious Bull rams it. Eventually the morgue collapses on the slowly growing Zombie Army and Wraith gets knocked out by a piece of rubble. By the time he is conscious again the police have arrived and he is already handcuffed.
Conflict C - *under the sea*
An evil mutant called Hydromonsoon was sent by Improbable to “destroy Mr. Fyre and everything he loves…” Hydromonsoon is a fish man that needs special equipment to breathe on land. The first time Hydromonsoon and Mr. Fyre meet, Fyre is not aware that Hydromonsoon was sent by Improbable. Mr. Fyre easily defeats who he thinks is “the new Lolzville criminal,” but Hydromonsoon uses a drop of water as a teleportation device and teleports back to his lair, “the octopus’s garden.” Dr. Improbable tells Hydromonsoon that he will be stronger and Fyre will be weaker in the garden and vice versa in the mantle. When Mr. Fyre reaches the garden, Hydromonsoon is waiting for him. Hydromonsoon sneaks up and tries to smack Fyre with his flipper but Fyre dodges. Then a voice comes over an intercom “Minion, is he dead yet?!” Hydromonsoon responds, “No, boss.” Mr. Fyre is wondering who sent Hydromonsoon when the voice comes again “Minion! Is he dead now?” ”No, boss.” Fyre notices that the voice has an Indian accent, so he knows it’s improbable… that the voice isn’t Doctor Improbable. Mr. Fyre grabs the intercom and throws it into the pool of water Hydromonsoon is standing in. Hydromonsoon gets electrocuted and Fyre calls the police who come quickly and arrest Hydromonsoon.
Conflict D - Black Lunacy
Dr. Diablo is planning on injecting all his patients with what they think is antibiotics but is actually the disease BLACK LUNACY! Dun, dun, dun! Black Lunacy makes the infected go crazy then die. Mr. Fyre goes to the hospital where Dr. Diablo works and needs to search the sixteen floors for Dr. Diablo’s office. He finds it on the fourth floor when he gets a call. It is the mayor of Lolzville informing him that Dr. Diablo has already started injecting. The body count is 17. Mr. Fyre bursts into the office and finds Dr. Diablo injecting a patient. Mr. Fyre kicks Dr. Diablo in the face which makes him drop his syringe. Dr. Diablo grabs a syringe from a shelf labeled “Spring Eyes - makes injected blind.” As Dr. Diablo lunges at Fyre, he dodges and grabs Dr. Diablo’s hand and squeezes it until Dr. Diablo drops the syringe. Dr. Diablo gets yet another syringe from a shelf labeled “Sweat Paralysis - paralyzes injected.” He injects Mr. Fyre in the left arm. Mr. Fyre’s left arm gets paralyzed but he uses his right arm to grab the syringe from Dr. Diablo’s hand. Dr. Diablo tries to get a syringe from the shelf labeled “Shadow Miasma - instantly kills injected” but before he reaches it Mr. Fyre injects him in the back with the Sweat Paralysis syringe stopping him in his tracks. Then Mr. Fyre grabs the syringe from the shelf labeled “Creo Ingo Sanus - antidote.” He injects himself in the left arm and calls the police to arrest the now paralyzed Dr. Diablo.
-Kieran
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
WGR #1 - P.o.P. The Forgotten Sands
Okay, so i'm starting this new thing called WGR or Wii Game Review. Which may be expanded to XBOX-360 Game Review because I WANT ONE SOOO BAD! Mostly for Assassin's Creed...
Anyways- Back to the real review-
Step 1- Pros:
Awesome game. Very Long (in a good way). The fighting aspect is very big, though there is not enough.
Step 2 - Cons:
There is not enough fighting which was already mentioned. There is not much freedom, you must do it all accoreding to story and a few secrets, there is not enough exploring... Assassin's Creed Brotherhood has a lot more of that...
Small Character Bios-
The Prince-
He is the main character of the story-He has 3 outfits: the normal one- the Sans of Time one- and The Dark Prince one. He can run on walls for short periods of time. And is a ninja with a sword. He is somewhat of a ninja on acrobatics.
Zahra-
Zahra is a magical djaan (female djinn) that the prince bought in his travels. She has the power to slow traps and enemies. She also has the power to strengthen djinn orbs. She is played by Player 2.
The Beast-
The prince's main goal is to get a kingdom of his own, and a princess. Zahra takes him to the kingdom of Izhindar a place the gods make. There is a strange evil plant thing that "infected" the kingdom. It is led by some person called the Sorceress of the Haoma. Zahra tells you to find the blade and the beast to kill the Haoma.
Haoma Soldier-
Standard Enemy- no problem to kill
Archer-
An enemy thats strong from a distance but has low health up front. Kill fast.
Minotaur Champion-
Very strong beast with high health. Also has shield so you must punch to get rid of it. I like punch, punch, whirlwind, whirlwind, punch, punch, etc. Then once the shield is done I like to sword, sword, whirlwind, whirlwind, sword, etc.
Hunter-
A -ish health creature with twin blades. Strong with blades but can put them together and shoot strong arrows. Kill incredibly fast.
Haoma's Priestess-
A strange creature. Has ish health but can strengthen her teammates. Utilize the Spirit Hook paralasys power to stun her, then attack, as she can dodge any other attacks.
Chthonian Beast-
High health, high power, kill using hunter's leap mostly.
Temptress Assassin-
She is very hard. Takes about three hits to kill but can teleport. She has high damage.
The Gaurdian-
First boss you fight. First just smashes with hand, once you get him to low health you need to do a sequence using a and swinging the wii remote. Then you chop off his head and HE GRABS ANOTHER HEAD OFF THE WALL! That happens a couple of times.
That's about it for this WGR!
OH, wait one thing I forgot to mention!
PATIENCE there are some puzzles that are SOOO FREAKING HARD. PAtience. At one point I started talking about the princes mom, and he's like "No one talks about my mom like that" and I'm like "someone does and that someone is me" then he's like "yeah.." so then we agreed that I would stop. Then I'm like "can I talk about your mom?" and he's like "what? NO, NO WAY!"
-Yeah
So Happy Questiong
-Kieran
Anyways- Back to the real review-
Step 1- Pros:
Awesome game. Very Long (in a good way). The fighting aspect is very big, though there is not enough.
Step 2 - Cons:
There is not enough fighting which was already mentioned. There is not much freedom, you must do it all accoreding to story and a few secrets, there is not enough exploring... Assassin's Creed Brotherhood has a lot more of that...
Small Character Bios-
The Prince-
He is the main character of the story-He has 3 outfits: the normal one- the Sans of Time one- and The Dark Prince one. He can run on walls for short periods of time. And is a ninja with a sword. He is somewhat of a ninja on acrobatics.
Zahra-
Zahra is a magical djaan (female djinn) that the prince bought in his travels. She has the power to slow traps and enemies. She also has the power to strengthen djinn orbs. She is played by Player 2.
The Beast-
The prince's main goal is to get a kingdom of his own, and a princess. Zahra takes him to the kingdom of Izhindar a place the gods make. There is a strange evil plant thing that "infected" the kingdom. It is led by some person called the Sorceress of the Haoma. Zahra tells you to find the blade and the beast to kill the Haoma.
Haoma Soldier-
Standard Enemy- no problem to kill
Archer-
An enemy thats strong from a distance but has low health up front. Kill fast.
Minotaur Champion-
Very strong beast with high health. Also has shield so you must punch to get rid of it. I like punch, punch, whirlwind, whirlwind, punch, punch, etc. Then once the shield is done I like to sword, sword, whirlwind, whirlwind, sword, etc.
Hunter-
A -ish health creature with twin blades. Strong with blades but can put them together and shoot strong arrows. Kill incredibly fast.
Haoma's Priestess-
A strange creature. Has ish health but can strengthen her teammates. Utilize the Spirit Hook paralasys power to stun her, then attack, as she can dodge any other attacks.
Chthonian Beast-
High health, high power, kill using hunter's leap mostly.
Temptress Assassin-
She is very hard. Takes about three hits to kill but can teleport. She has high damage.
The Gaurdian-
First boss you fight. First just smashes with hand, once you get him to low health you need to do a sequence using a and swinging the wii remote. Then you chop off his head and HE GRABS ANOTHER HEAD OFF THE WALL! That happens a couple of times.
That's about it for this WGR!
OH, wait one thing I forgot to mention!
PATIENCE there are some puzzles that are SOOO FREAKING HARD. PAtience. At one point I started talking about the princes mom, and he's like "No one talks about my mom like that" and I'm like "someone does and that someone is me" then he's like "yeah.." so then we agreed that I would stop. Then I'm like "can I talk about your mom?" and he's like "what? NO, NO WAY!"
-Yeah
So Happy Questiong
-Kieran
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