They have defeated Malistaire. Alone
They have gotten Spinyfish from Cthulu. On their first try.
They are so powerful that they could defeat Ambrose. And Gamma.
They eat Draconians. For a snack.
They have so many houses they cant fill them all.
They are so awesome that Chuck Norris follows them.
They are so smart that they made millions. Off of a hat.
If they beat you in a PvP match you would have to fight off the unbearable urge to thank them.
They are the most interesting Wizards in the Spiral.
They hardley ever drink beer but when they do they drink Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty my friends.
(I do not drink beer btw.)